NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday is actually Caught Red-Handed | Autostraddle

Recently on NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: porn, adult toys, and also the champion of Awkward Lesbian Intercourse Story-Fest 2012!

If you’ve disregarded:

Maybe you’ve seen just how each and every time any individual brings up something gross about lesbian sex, we constantly link to the nails post? That’s because the web badly does not have the lesbian/bisexual/queer-girl-person sex equivalent of modern’s Intercourse tales or

Sassy

‘s Mortifying Moments.

The winner will receive the

Pop Your Own Top kit

from
Good Oscillations
this package was once
evaluated by NSFW Sunday
), including:

+
Hitachi Magic Wand

+
Fuchsia Pop Top Deluxe Silicone accessory

+ 2 oz. container of Kindly Liquid Lube

+ And net reputation!

In addition to winner is #3, Fucking and also the Police, with 44.8per cent of one’s votes!

The summertime before college, I got my personal basic girlfriend, and when I discovered the amazing things of homosexual sexytimes I happened to be clearly obsessed, to the level to be prepared to take action very nearly anywhere. Exhibit A: one-night after a dinner away, we chose to park my vehicle behind a closed-for-the-summer primary school and go at it. A female’s gotta carry out exactly what a lady’s gotta would, amiright??

So everything is going fantastic until we see headlights behind united states therefore realize IT IS THE COPS. We become clothed as quick as humanly possible and after a few frantic mere seconds of, “YOU’RE SAID TO BE THE BUTCH ONE,” “zero YOU MAY BE,” we decide to get equal duty so we both escape the auto. The cop is a huge middle-aged dude and demonstrably amazed observe two females arise from the car. He is every, “what exactly are you ladies carrying out right back right here?” and that I don’t also think intercourse took place to him as a possibility, even though we were wet, disheveled, the auto was passionate, etc. HETEROSEXISM AT ITS BEST! Therefore we’re like, “Oh, uh, going out, sorry.” He eyes us suspiciously and states, “Well, I have got to bring your information.” My personal lady is freaking away about her parents getting wind of something, but the guy guarantees you it’s simply program treatment. So he hands you a notepad and contains all of us record our very own labels (the reason why he didn’t merely request all of our licenses, We have no idea). The guy stands out his flashlight so we can easily see the notepad right after which I observe … my girlfriend’s hand is COVERED in blood. I guess I’d gotten my period during intercourse along withn’t seen. Very IMMEDIATELY the policeman is a lot like, “WAIT, YOU’RE BLEEDING. WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE?” And my personal girlfriend views and freaks on and comprises some insane story about having slashed herself regarding the pocket knife on her keychain. The policeman insists on searching the vehicle (for systems?) and, finding absolutely nothing, ultimately finally at long last allows us to go. However before my girlfriend features accidentally received my personal period bloodstream all-over his notepad.

We vowed never to have intercourse behind a college again ( not never ever in a vehicle, cuz that’s just too good), next chuckled for like six months straight. For years afterward we’d joke towards time we got caught ‘”red-handed.”

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Based on Ms. Naughty
, female pornography customers have grown to be more and more comfortable with getting female porn buyers:

“something which is actually obvious over the past 12 months is the fact that female consumers have become very comfortable with sex content; the latest generation of individuals see porn because their birthright and nothing to-be shocked about. And renewable visions of porno are more and more being accepted by greater numbers of individuals.”

+ Orgasms tend to be, unsurprisingly,
more pleasurable
than sleeping products as an end to sleeplessness:

“Those muscle mass contractions are not just inside pussy – many women feel their own orgasm through their hips and feet and, and feel they’ve had a work-out when they come. Enhance the exercise the orgasmic mind-blowing that clears aside most of mental performance dirt from day…and In my opinion you have located a great way to loosen up adequate to fall asleep at night. Definitely better receive your self off than to get habituated to asleep pills.”

+ The
new world of sex-scandals
incorporate men and women focused by their exes, former friends, or complete complete strangers:

“recently, a judge rejected a plea by preferred news center TheDirty.com, featuring user-submitted material, to discount a suit produced by a female who was the subject of awful rumors on the site. Sarah Jones, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader, alleges that she was actually defamed in 2 posts released on the webpage during 2009. The entries reported that she slept around a big pile and had STDs.

Simply put: this is actually mature, highbrow stuff that we are writing on right here.”

+ The LA City Council has actually pledged to pass through an ordinance requiring sex sites artists to use condoms on set. Individuals are
conflicted about any of it
:

“The condom concern talks for the peculiar social area the porn industry consumes: It is when it comes down to main-stream, although not from it. Openly, we view porn as a danger to itself—and to all of us. But privately, well, we see porn. ‘i mightn’t care about making use of condoms a lot more,’ 20-year-old musician Lily LaBeau said. ‘Itis only not really what people need to see.'”

+ brush vibration technologies + a dildo organization = super
strange, interesting adult toys
:

“Revel bodies pitch is the fact that resonant engine innovation allows the device to create a vigorous and pleasing vibration, one thing so much more modern-day and advanced compared to conventional devices proliferating the xxx market nowadays.

‘The big items that people hate about the items, more or less most of them, get back to the motor,’ [Revel system founder Robin] Elenga claims. ‘It appears like with a vibrator, you’d need participate on vibration. But no person is doing that. It’s types of a head-slapper as soon as you consider it by doing this.'”

+ And
Violet-blue produces about
precisely why vague sex business marketing and advertising is great (since it makes the business like generally every other market) but terrible (because it is perhaps not helpful to buyers):

“I’m simply a caveman — that will be, a consumer — so tell me exactly why I would should place your surely-expensive device on my oh-so-private thingie.

I possibly could ascribe the deficiency of details negativity and an unwillingness to share with you the vulgar of sex, but I really don’t read it by doing this. It’s simply media hype Repetition, instead of authentic information…and, needless to say, it happens in every market associated with the tech industry. Adult toys — specifically vibrators — are items whose internal processes are probably unfamiliar to most with the readers of tech news. But Vibrator media hype should never get anymore of a no cost pass than Smartphone media hype.”

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